[78-L] You wanna pay it on time? Talk to Vinnie... ^

[Malcolm Rockwell]

I'm sure glad you hasn't get involve.
Mal

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On 2/9/2012 6:57 AM, David Lennick wrote:
> Meanwhile, here's what I think is the funniest phish mail I've seen in 
> ages..
>
>>
>>> Subject: ISSUES OF FRAUD CRIME AGAINST YOU‏
>>
>>> THIS IS THE (F.B.I)
>>> http://www.fbi.gov
>>>
>>> FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
>>> Federal Bureau of Investigation
>>> J. Edgar Hoover Building
>>> 935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
>>> NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
>>>
>>>
>>> FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)
>>>
>>>
>>> Attention:
>>>
>>> This the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) We are writing in 
>>> response to
>>> our track light monitoring device which we received today in our 
>>> office about
>>> the illegal transactions that you have been involve in for a long 
>>> time now.
>>>
>>> We understand from our general investigations that some con men from 
>>> Australia
>>> has been ripping a man off him hard earned money with the pretense 
>>> of dealing
>>> with birds Company that will deliver a pet to him and the proposed 
>>> amount which
>>> was to be transferred to you is the sum of $5,000,000 Usd as stated 
>>> in our
>>> record here.
>>>
>>> We also got a complain from our Australia man counterpart stating 
>>> that your
>>> identity/information's was used to dupe a Australia business man to 
>>> the tune of
>>> $4 Billion Usd by some Australia Fraudsters which you have been in 
>>> contact with
>>> for some time now.
>>>
>>> The German Government has ordered for your urgent arrest regarding 
>>> the crimes
>>> that was committed with your name,after all the series of 
>>> investigations
>>> conducted here in our office we tracked your record and we found out 
>>> that you
>>> have never been jailed or had any fraudulent case that may 
>>> jeopardize your
>>> image and personality.
>>>
>>> All this information's are on record and we are going to use it 
>>> against you in
>>> the world court when this case will be brought before it and we 
>>> called the
>>> Australia High Commission for an urgent compensation for the bad 
>>> deed that has
>>> been committed with your name.
>>>
>>> The Australia Government has made available the sum of $950,000.00 
>>> Usd for your
>>> compensation and then we would like to inform you to stop any further
>>> communications with the con men so that you will not be brought 
>>> before the law..
>>>
>>> We also discovered that you have made some payments to them earlier 
>>> for this
>>> same funds that was to be sent to you.
>>>
>>> Don't forget that all your properties will be confiscated as soon as 
>>> you are
>>> jailed because it will be believed that you got them from fraudulent 
>>> and
>>> dubious business transactions like the one that you are in right now.
>>>
>>> We have forwarded a copy of this information's to all the states 
>>> crime agencies
>>> including,
>>>
>>> National Crime Information Center (NCIC)
>>>
>>> CrimTrac Agency, Canberra,
>>>
>>> Crime and Corruption Commission
>>>
>>> Crime and Misconduct Commission
>>>
>>> Home Land Security Service.
>>>
>>> Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)
>>>
>>> Nigerian Local Metropolitan Police (NLMP)
>>>
>>> So all you need to do right now in other to clear your name from the 
>>> scam list
>>> which has already been forwarded to our office is to secure the 
>>> CLEAN BILL
>>> CERTIFICATE immediately.
>>>
>>> This Certificate will then clear your name from the scam list and 
>>> also after
>>> the Certificate has been issued to you, you will then forward it to 
>>> the payment
>>> officer for the urgent transfer of your compensation funds of 
>>> $950,000.00 Usd.
>>>
>>> You are required to forward to us your private contact number for oral
>>> communications and don't forget that you will be given only 72hours 
>>> to secure
>>> the CLEAN BILL CERTIFICATE or you will face the law and its 
>>> consequences.
>>>
>>> Your e-mail address is now under our e-mail track monitor, so you 
>>> should make
>>> sure that you don't respond to any e-mail that is being sent to you 
>>> from
>>> anybody or organization that claims to be working for the Government.
>>>
>>> Forward the details of the payment you made to them earlier, and 
>>> also all the
>>> information's/documents that was forwarded to you by those criminals 
>>> that you
>>> have been in contact with for a long time now.
>>>
>>> Also below is my attached Identity Card for your perusal.
>>>
>>> Get back to us as soon as you receive this e-mail so that we can 
>>> guild you on
>>> how to secure the Certificate within 72hours.
>>>
>>> THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
>>>
>>> Thanks as I wait for your response
>>>
>>> Respectively
>>> Mr Ronald Anthony
>>> FBI AGENT
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
> On 2/9/2012 11:52 AM, Malcolm Rockwell wrote:
>> I got an inventive piece of spam this morning from someone purporting to
>> be the Better Business Bureau. Of course they wanted me to open a file
>> to see the complaint and also to empty my hard drive. Since I don't
>> belong to the BBB or sell anything more harmful than CDs of the Hawaiian
>> discog. I ignored it, except for the quick scenario below that ran
>> through my head:
>> "Yeah. lady... we hadda takeit inna shop an puddit onna lift. Dat's one
>> anna quarter right dere. An den the farraschmelt valve wuz stuck an 
>> we..."
>> You get the idea, no? No?
>> That'll be anudder $50.
>> Mal