[78-L] You wanna pay it on time? Talk to Vinnie... ^

[David Lennick]

Meanwhile, here's what I think is the funniest phish mail I've seen in ages..

>
>> Subject: ISSUES OF FRAUD CRIME AGAINST YOU‏
>
>> THIS IS THE (F.B.I)
>> http://www.fbi.gov
>>
>> FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
>> Federal Bureau of Investigation
>> J. Edgar Hoover Building
>> 935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
>> NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
>>
>>
>> FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)
>>
>>
>> Attention:
>>
>> This the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) We are writing in response to
>> our track light monitoring device which we received today in our office about
>> the illegal transactions that you have been involve in for a long time now.
>>
>> We understand from our general investigations that some con men from Australia
>> has been ripping a man off him hard earned money with the pretense of dealing
>> with birds Company that will deliver a pet to him and the proposed amount which
>> was to be transferred to you is the sum of $5,000,000 Usd as stated in our
>> record here.
>>
>> We also got a complain from our Australia man counterpart stating that your
>> identity/information's was used to dupe a Australia business man to the tune of
>> $4 Billion Usd by some Australia Fraudsters which you have been in contact with
>> for some time now.
>>
>> The German Government has ordered for your urgent arrest regarding the crimes
>> that was committed with your name,after all the series of investigations
>> conducted here in our office we tracked your record and we found out that you
>> have never been jailed or had any fraudulent case that may jeopardize your
>> image and personality.
>>
>> All this information's are on record and we are going to use it against you in
>> the world court when this case will be brought before it and we called the
>> Australia High Commission for an urgent compensation for the bad deed that has
>> been committed with your name.
>>
>> The Australia Government has made available the sum of $950,000.00 Usd for your
>> compensation and then we would like to inform you to stop any further
>> communications with the con men so that you will not be brought before the law..
>>
>> We also discovered that you have made some payments to them earlier for this
>> same funds that was to be sent to you.
>>
>> Don't forget that all your properties will be confiscated as soon as you are
>> jailed because it will be believed that you got them from fraudulent and
>> dubious business transactions like the one that you are in right now.
>>
>> We have forwarded a copy of this information's to all the states crime agencies
>> including,
>>
>> National Crime Information Center (NCIC)
>>
>> CrimTrac Agency, Canberra,
>>
>> Crime and Corruption Commission
>>
>> Crime and Misconduct Commission
>>
>> Home Land Security Service.
>>
>> Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)
>>
>> Nigerian Local Metropolitan Police (NLMP)
>>
>> So all you need to do right now in other to clear your name from the scam list
>> which has already been forwarded to our office is to secure the CLEAN BILL
>> CERTIFICATE immediately.
>>
>> This Certificate will then clear your name from the scam list and also after
>> the Certificate has been issued to you, you will then forward it to the payment
>> officer for the urgent transfer of your compensation funds of $950,000.00 Usd.
>>
>> You are required to forward to us your private contact number for oral
>> communications and don't forget that you will be given only 72hours to secure
>> the CLEAN BILL CERTIFICATE or you will face the law and its consequences.
>>
>> Your e-mail address is now under our e-mail track monitor, so you should make
>> sure that you don't respond to any e-mail that is being sent to you from
>> anybody or organization that claims to be working for the Government.
>>
>> Forward the details of the payment you made to them earlier, and also all the
>> information's/documents that was forwarded to you by those criminals that you
>> have been in contact with for a long time now.
>>
>> Also below is my attached Identity Card for your perusal.
>>
>> Get back to us as soon as you receive this e-mail so that we can guild you on
>> how to secure the Certificate within 72hours.
>>
>> THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
>>
>> Thanks as I wait for your response
>>
>> Respectively
>> Mr Ronald Anthony
>> FBI AGENT
>>
>>
>>
>
On 2/9/2012 11:52 AM, Malcolm Rockwell wrote:
> I got an inventive piece of spam this morning from someone purporting to
> be the Better Business Bureau. Of course they wanted me to open a file
> to see the complaint and also to empty my hard drive. Since I don't
> belong to the BBB or sell anything more harmful than CDs of the Hawaiian
> discog. I ignored it, except for the quick scenario below that ran
> through my head:
> "Yeah. lady... we hadda takeit inna shop an puddit onna lift. Dat's one
> anna quarter right dere. An den the farraschmelt valve wuz stuck an we..."
> You get the idea, no? No?
> That'll be anudder $50.
> Mal
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