[78-L] You wanna pay it on time? Talk to Vinnie... ^

[simmonssomer]

Absolutely genuine. I can tell from the syntax and spelling.

Al S.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Malcolm Rockwell" <malcolm at 78data.com>
To: "78-L Mail List" <78-l at klickitat.78online.com>
Sent: Thursday, February 09, 2012 12:10 PM
Subject: Re: [78-L] You wanna pay it on time? Talk to Vinnie... ^


> I'm sure glad you hasn't get involve.
> Mal
>
> *******
>
> On 2/9/2012 6:57 AM, David Lennick wrote:
>> Meanwhile, here's what I think is the funniest phish mail I've seen in
>> ages..
>>
>>>
>>>> Subject: ISSUES OF FRAUD CRIME AGAINST YOU‏
>>>
>>>> THIS IS THE (F.B.I)
>>>> http://www.fbi.gov
>>>>
>>>> FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
>>>> Federal Bureau of Investigation
>>>> J. Edgar Hoover Building
>>>> 935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
>>>> NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Attention:
>>>>
>>>> This the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) We are writing in
>>>> response to
>>>> our track light monitoring device which we received today in our
>>>> office about
>>>> the illegal transactions that you have been involve in for a long
>>>> time now.
>>>>
>>>> We understand from our general investigations that some con men from
>>>> Australia
>>>> has been ripping a man off him hard earned money with the pretense
>>>> of dealing
>>>> with birds Company that will deliver a pet to him and the proposed
>>>> amount which
>>>> was to be transferred to you is the sum of $5,000,000 Usd as stated
>>>> in our
>>>> record here.
>>>>
>>>> We also got a complain from our Australia man counterpart stating
>>>> that your
>>>> identity/information's was used to dupe a Australia business man to
>>>> the tune of
>>>> $4 Billion Usd by some Australia Fraudsters which you have been in
>>>> contact with
>>>> for some time now.
>>>>
>>>> The German Government has ordered for your urgent arrest regarding
>>>> the crimes
>>>> that was committed with your name,after all the series of
>>>> investigations
>>>> conducted here in our office we tracked your record and we found out
>>>> that you
>>>> have never been jailed or had any fraudulent case that may
>>>> jeopardize your
>>>> image and personality.
>>>>
>>>> All this information's are on record and we are going to use it
>>>> against you in
>>>> the world court when this case will be brought before it and we
>>>> called the
>>>> Australia High Commission for an urgent compensation for the bad
>>>> deed that has
>>>> been committed with your name.
>>>>
>>>> The Australia Government has made available the sum of $950,000.00
>>>> Usd for your
>>>> compensation and then we would like to inform you to stop any further
>>>> communications with the con men so that you will not be brought
>>>> before the law..
>>>>
>>>> We also discovered that you have made some payments to them earlier
>>>> for this
>>>> same funds that was to be sent to you.
>>>>
>>>> Don't forget that all your properties will be confiscated as soon as
>>>> you are
>>>> jailed because it will be believed that you got them from fraudulent
>>>> and
>>>> dubious business transactions like the one that you are in right now.
>>>>
>>>> We have forwarded a copy of this information's to all the states
>>>> crime agencies
>>>> including,
>>>>
>>>> National Crime Information Center (NCIC)
>>>>
>>>> CrimTrac Agency, Canberra,
>>>>
>>>> Crime and Corruption Commission
>>>>
>>>> Crime and Misconduct Commission
>>>>
>>>> Home Land Security Service.
>>>>
>>>> Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)
>>>>
>>>> Nigerian Local Metropolitan Police (NLMP)
>>>>
>>>> So all you need to do right now in other to clear your name from the
>>>> scam list
>>>> which has already been forwarded to our office is to secure the
>>>> CLEAN BILL
>>>> CERTIFICATE immediately.
>>>>
>>>> This Certificate will then clear your name from the scam list and
>>>> also after
>>>> the Certificate has been issued to you, you will then forward it to
>>>> the payment
>>>> officer for the urgent transfer of your compensation funds of
>>>> $950,000.00 Usd.
>>>>
>>>> You are required to forward to us your private contact number for oral
>>>> communications and don't forget that you will be given only 72hours
>>>> to secure
>>>> the CLEAN BILL CERTIFICATE or you will face the law and its
>>>> consequences.
>>>>
>>>> Your e-mail address is now under our e-mail track monitor, so you
>>>> should make
>>>> sure that you don't respond to any e-mail that is being sent to you
>>>> from
>>>> anybody or organization that claims to be working for the Government.
>>>>
>>>> Forward the details of the payment you made to them earlier, and
>>>> also all the
>>>> information's/documents that was forwarded to you by those criminals
>>>> that you
>>>> have been in contact with for a long time now.
>>>>
>>>> Also below is my attached Identity Card for your perusal.
>>>>
>>>> Get back to us as soon as you receive this e-mail so that we can
>>>> guild you on
>>>> how to secure the Certificate within 72hours.
>>>>
>>>> THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks as I wait for your response
>>>>
>>>> Respectively
>>>> Mr Ronald Anthony
>>>> FBI AGENT
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>> On 2/9/2012 11:52 AM, Malcolm Rockwell wrote:
>>> I got an inventive piece of spam this morning from someone purporting to
>>> be the Better Business Bureau. Of course they wanted me to open a file
>>> to see the complaint and also to empty my hard drive. Since I don't
>>> belong to the BBB or sell anything more harmful than CDs of the Hawaiian
>>> discog. I ignored it, except for the quick scenario below that ran
>>> through my head:
>>> "Yeah. lady... we hadda takeit inna shop an puddit onna lift. Dat's one
>>> anna quarter right dere. An den the farraschmelt valve wuz stuck an
>>> we..."
>>> You get the idea, no? No?
>>> That'll be anudder $50.
>>> Mal
>
>


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