[78-L] eBay rules

[Taylor Bowie]

As we speak,  I have already cleaning it!

Taylor


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Sean Miller" <smille1 at nycap.rr.com>
To: "78-L Mail List" <78-l at klickitat.78online.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 2010 1:47 PM
Subject: Re: [78-L] eBay rules


>A favorite:
>
> "This old record is in great shape, but it 'needs cleaned'"
>
> Ugh
>
> Sean
>
>
> On Sep 29, 2010, at 4:39 PM, Cary Ginell wrote:
>
>>
>> Spell "shiny" with two "n's"
>>
>> No matter what the record is made of, call it "vinyl."
>>
>> List your record with a full money-back guarantee, so long as the buyer 
>> pays for return shipping. Then, when the buyer refuses to honor this 
>> promise that he/she made when bidding on the record, be prepared to be 
>> slammed with a profanity laced E-mail and grossly misspelled negative 
>> feedback.
>>
>> Add a "buy-it-now" option at an outrageous sum (multiply your minimum bid 
>> x 1,000) - you never know when some unsuspecting dolt might go for it.
>>
>> Make sure that all plural words have apostrophes in them (photo's, 
>> label's, package's, etc.). That way, the buyer will think you're an 
>> illiterate cretin and think he's getting the better of you by bidding on 
>> your records.
>>
>> List Jimmie Rodgers Roulette records by describing them as by "the 
>> legendary country artist."
>>
>> In order to sell any multi-disc 78 album with one or more discs missing 
>> or cracked, call them ANTIQUE.
>>
>> Replace the word "scratches" with "scuffs" in your description. Be sure 
>> to add "plays through" to any record that is VG-minus or worse. That puts 
>> a "positive spin" on your listing! (pun intended). If you do mention 
>> scratches, use the modifier "surface" to describe them.
>>
>> Cary Ginell
>>
>>
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