[78-L] fwd: Great Jazz Opportunity

[Cary Ginell]

Only one meal?? No good, ndugood.

Cary Ginell

> Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 23:33:57 -0500
> From: dlennick at sympatico.ca
> To: 78-L at 78online.com
> Subject: [78-L] fwd: Great Jazz Opportunity
> 
> 
> 
>      My  name is Ndugood. I am a wealthy Nigerian prince who loves the jazz of
>   music.
> 
>      I  am seeking your help to move $200,000,000 from my checking account here
> in  Nigeria to the United States. I too love the jazz of music and am planning
> to  flee to America to open many jazz clubs at which I would like you to perform.
> 
>      You  will receive $42,000 a night, plus a meal.
> 
>      My  new "Tribal Village Vanguard" clubs will be of great success and you
> will  become rich like the rest of American jazz  musicians.
> 
>      I  have already applied for building exemptions to allow thatched stages
> and the  spearing of live animals. But I desperately need your help.  My tribe,
>   the Swindlisi, a peaceful jazz-loving people, has been horribly oppressed by
>   the ruling military junta, which despises the jazz of  music.
> 
>      My  father, an exiled king and booking agent, was recently imprisoned
> under the  Draconian "three gigs - you're out" law, and now I must flee my
> beloved  country with all of my improbable wealth - But I need help in moving  it.
> 
>      I  have so much money that it will not fit in the allotted two checked
> bags and  one carry-on.  I am therefore want to transfer the money through your
> ATM  system (The Nigerian ATM system cannot exchange international currencies;
> it  only converts "antelope to money"). So please to just provide me with your
>   full name and address, social security number, bank account and PIN numbers,
>   and you will become incredibly (literally) rich from playing many jazz gigs.
> 
>      (Note:  normal Nigerian Musician's Union rules apply: three hour
> performances, two 15  minute breaks allowed, musicians to provide their own
> mosquito nets, one open  fire per bandstand, one free meal plus anything you
> kill).
> 
>      Act  now. The first ten musicians to respond will receive a free copy of
> the  Nigeria's Greatest Jazz Hits CD, by our beloved 'Disoriented' Gillespie
> Band,  which contains the hits:
> 
>      The  Night Has A Thousand Flies Goodbye Shrunken Head Here's That Rainy
> Season Just  Tribesmen (Lovers No More) Take the 'A' Trail When I Fall In
> Quicksand  Half-Nelson Mandella Blue Monkey Leopard Skins and Moonbeams Blue
> Mombossa  Almost Like Being In Lagos Sunny Side of the Goatpath I Didn't Know
> What  Century It Was Thank you for your many help.
> 
>      Your  inordinately wealthy Nigerian brother... Prince  Ndugood
> 
> 
> 
> 
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