[78-L] fwd: The first joke about you-know-who ^

[Jeff Sultanof]

Thoroughly tasteless, and both my wife and I laughed loudly.

Jeff Sultanof

On Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 11:15 PM, David Lennick <dlennick at sympatico.ca>wrote:

> When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she
> was
> greeted by God.
>
> “Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really enjoyed your work here.
>  Especially
> Charlie’s Angels!  I still have a poster in my office of you with that red
> bikini!”
>
> Farrah is a little taken aback. “Thank you, Lord…”
>
> Jehovah goes on, “Well, I have a special reward for you.  I’m prepared to
> grant
> you one wish.  Have anything in mind?”
>
> Not one to act selfish and change God’s opinion of her, Farrah thinks for a
> second and decides upon a wish. “I’d like for all the children of the world
> to
> be safe and sound forever.”
>
> “Done!” exclaims the Heavenly Father.  He snaps his fingers, and Michael
> Jackson appears next to Farrah.
>
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