[78-L] fwd: The first joke about you-know-who ^

[David Lennick]

When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was 
greeted by God.

“Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really enjoyed your work here.  Especially 
Charlie’s Angels!  I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!”

Farrah is a little taken aback. “Thank you, Lord…”

Jehovah goes on, “Well, I have a special reward for you.  I’m prepared to grant 
you one wish.  Have anything in mind?”

Not one to act selfish and change God’s opinion of her, Farrah thinks for a 
second and decides upon a wish. “I’d like for all the children of the world to 
be safe and sound forever.”

“Done!” exclaims the Heavenly Father.  He snaps his fingers, and Michael 
Jackson appears next to Farrah.

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