[78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^

[David Lennick]

Again, some of my messages are being intercepted and held at Gitmo, so here's a repeat of one that vanished a few hours ago.
 
A couple of real ones here, which are why I stayed away from the genre: 

PLEASE MOMMY CAN I STILL CALL HIM DADDY?..Dottie West (or her kid?) 

DON'T MONKEY WITH ANOTHER MONKEY'S MONKEY..Johnny Paycheck 

MY CAN DO CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MY WANT TO..Nat Stuckey 

THE INTERSTATE IS COMIN' THROUGH MY OUTHOUSE..Leroy Pullins 

All these are still on my shelf. 

dl 

Bud Black wrote: 

My personal favorite is, "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly." 

Bud   
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--- On Fri, 5/29/09, soundthink at aol.com <soundthink at aol.com> wrote:


From: soundthink at aol.com <soundthink at aol.com>
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Here's another real one:

"If You Won't Be My Number One, Then Number Two on You" - by Roger Miller.

I have a live recording of it sung by Miller on the Grand Ole Opry - it was the last record he ever made.

Cary Ginell


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From: RAY KILCOYNE <kil at roadrunner.com>
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That would be by the Notorious Cherry Bombs.
So some of the Top 10 are at least partially real, some ficticious.  I don't 
understand why this one didn't make the Top Ten, SHE GOT THE GOLDMINE (I GOT 
THE SHAFT).
RayK
>
From: "Bud Black" <
> And there is also a song titled "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That
> Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long."  I know, because I have a copy.
>
> Bud
>
> -------Original Message-------
>
> From: soundthink at aol.com
> Date: 5/29/2009 4:09:00 PM
> To: 78-l at klickitat.78online.com
> Subject: Re: [78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^
>
> Actually, there is a line in a song by Randy Travis that says, "If the 
> phone
> don't ring, I know it still ain't you."
>
> Cary Ginell
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: David Lennick <dlennick at sympatico.ca>
> To: 78L <78-L at 78online.com>
> Sent: Fri, 29 May 2009 12:52 pm
> Subject: [78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^
>
>
>
>
>
>     Top Ten Country Western Songs.
>
>     10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
>
>     9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With 
> a
> Few
>
>     8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
>
>     7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
>
>     6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
>
>     5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
>
>     4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
>
>     3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
>
>         2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer
>
>
>
> And the Number One Country & Western song is...
>
>        1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
>
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