[78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^

[Tom]

There's also the tastefully-titled "They Don't Make Jews Like
Jesus Anymore" by Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys
to consider as well.
 
 


--- On Fri, 5/29/09, RAY KILCOYNE <kil at roadrunner.com> wrote:


From: RAY KILCOYNE <kil at roadrunner.com>
Subject: Re: [78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^
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Date: Friday, May 29, 2009, 7:05 PM


That would be by the Notorious Cherry Bombs.
So some of the Top 10 are at least partially real, some ficticious.  I don't 
understand why this one didn't make the Top Ten, SHE GOT THE GOLDMINE (I GOT 
THE SHAFT).
RayK
>
From: "Bud Black" <
> And there is also a song titled "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That
> Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long."  I know, because I have a copy.
>
> Bud
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> -------Original Message-------
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> From: soundthink at aol.com
> Date: 5/29/2009 4:09:00 PM
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> Subject: Re: [78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^
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> Actually, there is a line in a song by Randy Travis that says, "If the 
> phone
> don't ring, I know it still ain't you."
>
> Cary Ginell
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: David Lennick <dlennick at sympatico.ca>
> To: 78L <78-L at 78online.com>
> Sent: Fri, 29 May 2009 12:52 pm
> Subject: [78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^
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>
>
>
>     Top Ten Country Western Songs.
>
>     10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
>
>     9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With 
> a
> Few
>
>     8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
>
>     7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
>
>     6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
>
>     5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
>
>     4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
>
>     3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
>
>         2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer
>
>
>
> And the Number One Country & Western song is...
>
>        1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
>
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