[78-L] Clueless eBay listing of the week

[Taylor Bowie]

I also like the title of one of the records which the seller has (badly) 
scanned:

"There's Nothing the Matter  With Me."

Talk about unintentional irony!

Taylor


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "David Lennick" <dlennick at sympatico.ca>
To: "78-L Mail List" <78-l at klickitat.78online.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 14, 2009 12:24 PM
Subject: Re: [78-L] Clueless eBay listing of the week


> Nope, it got through!
>
> "She's also been told that she won the European Sweepstakes, that she has
> a Western Union payment of 2 million dollars if she sends them a
> thousand dollars and her bank account number, that the widow of a
> Nigerian government official wants to share 30 million dollars with her
> if she can help smuggle the money into her bank account, and that
> certain portions of her anatomy can be enlarged.
>
> I've been told that I can import some slave girls from Thailand."
>
> dl
>
> Michael Biel wrote:
>> I just sent a great reply to this posting with all the other things his
>> great-grandmother had been told, but I bet that Ron's message scanner
>> has censored that message as spam.  How do we satirize spam and get it
>> thru?
>>
>> Mike (not as clever as I thought) Biel  mbiel at mbiel.com
>>
>> -------- Original Message --------
>> Subject: Re: [78-L] Clueless eBay listing of the week
>> From: David Lennick <dlennick at sympatico.ca>
>> Date: Thu, May 14, 2009 3:07 pm
>> To: 78-L Mail List <78-l at klickitat.78online.com>
>>
>> "Seller's description
>> THESE ARE RECORDS FROM MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER SHE'S HAD THESE FOR YEARS
>> AND WANTS
>> TO SELL TO SOMEONE THAT VALUES CLASSIC MUSIC. THESE ARE RARE RECORDS.
>> I'VE
>> NEVER EVEN HEARD BUT SHE'S CALLED AROUND AND PEOPLE HAVE TOLD HER SHE
>> HAS A
>> FORTUNE RIGHT IN HER HOUSE. THERE ARE 10 RECORDS IN ALL EACH ARE BLACK
>> AND ARE
>> EITHER FROM CAPITAL, SPECIALTY, MUSICRAFT, VICTOR, AND SAVOY. THE
>> ARTISTS
>> INCLUDE: ANDY RUSSELL, KITTY KALLEN, LEON PAYNE, PERCY MAYFIELD, BILLY
>> MURRAY,
>> JO STAFFORD, JOHNNY OTIS' CONGREGATION, AND LESTER WILLIAMS. ONCE AGAIN
>> THESE
>> ARE BLACK 78s. PLEASE NOTE 78 IS NOT THE YEAR BUT THE TYPE OF RECORD."
>>
>> Oy......
>>
>> dl
>>
>> Erwin Kluwer wrote:
>>> How about this one....
>>>
>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/CLASSIC-BLACK-RECORDS-78s-FROM-CAPITAL-RECORDS_W0QQitemZ220414348950QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMusic_on_Vinyl?hash=item3351b80e96&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
>>>
>>
>
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