[78-L] Clueless eBay listing of the week

[David Lennick]

Nope, it got through!

"She's also been told that she won the European Sweepstakes, that she has
a Western Union payment of 2 million dollars if she sends them a
thousand dollars and her bank account number, that the widow of a
Nigerian government official wants to share 30 million dollars with her
if she can help smuggle the money into her bank account, and that
certain portions of her anatomy can be enlarged.

I've been told that I can import some slave girls from Thailand."

dl

Michael Biel wrote:
> I just sent a great reply to this posting with all the other things his
> great-grandmother had been told, but I bet that Ron's message scanner
> has censored that message as spam.  How do we satirize spam and get it
> thru?
> 
> Mike (not as clever as I thought) Biel  mbiel at mbiel.com 
> 
> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: Re: [78-L] Clueless eBay listing of the week
> From: David Lennick <dlennick at sympatico.ca>
> Date: Thu, May 14, 2009 3:07 pm
> To: 78-L Mail List <78-l at klickitat.78online.com>
> 
> "Seller's description
> THESE ARE RECORDS FROM MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER SHE'S HAD THESE FOR YEARS
> AND WANTS 
> TO SELL TO SOMEONE THAT VALUES CLASSIC MUSIC. THESE ARE RARE RECORDS.
> I'VE 
> NEVER EVEN HEARD BUT SHE'S CALLED AROUND AND PEOPLE HAVE TOLD HER SHE
> HAS A 
> FORTUNE RIGHT IN HER HOUSE. THERE ARE 10 RECORDS IN ALL EACH ARE BLACK
> AND ARE 
> EITHER FROM CAPITAL, SPECIALTY, MUSICRAFT, VICTOR, AND SAVOY. THE
> ARTISTS 
> INCLUDE: ANDY RUSSELL, KITTY KALLEN, LEON PAYNE, PERCY MAYFIELD, BILLY
> MURRAY, 
> JO STAFFORD, JOHNNY OTIS' CONGREGATION, AND LESTER WILLIAMS. ONCE AGAIN
> THESE 
> ARE BLACK 78s. PLEASE NOTE 78 IS NOT THE YEAR BUT THE TYPE OF RECORD."
> 
> Oy......
> 
> dl
> 
> Erwin Kluwer wrote:
>> How about this one....
>>
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/CLASSIC-BLACK-RECORDS-78s-FROM-CAPITAL-RECORDS_W0QQitemZ220414348950QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMusic_on_Vinyl?hash=item3351b80e96&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
>>
>