[78-L] Christmas Hell

[Cary Ginell]

My conception of hell almost came true. At lunch in our local Chinese restaurant, the in-house music system had a tape loop going of Kenny G playing "Auld Lang Syne." Over and over and over. I let it go for 20 minutes, just to see how long it would be before the staff or anyone else in the place would notice it. No one did. So I made them shut the whole system off. They probably turned it on again as soon as we left. Bah humbug.

Cary Ginell