[78-L] You wanna pay it on time? Talk to Vinnie... ^

[David Lennick]

On top of which, I might have purchased stolen goods from HiFiGal. They 
probably want me for that as well.

dl

On 2/9/2012 12:33 PM, simmonssomer wrote:
> Absolutely genuine. I can tell from the syntax and spelling.
>
> Al S.
> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Malcolm Rockwell" <malcolm at 78data.com>
> To: "78-L Mail List" <78-l at klickitat.78online.com>
> Sent: Thursday, February 09, 2012 12:10 PM
> Subject: Re: [78-L] You wanna pay it on time? Talk to Vinnie... ^
>
>
>> I'm sure glad you hasn't get involve.
>> Mal
>>
>> *******
>>
>> On 2/9/2012 6:57 AM, David Lennick wrote:
>>> Meanwhile, here's what I think is the funniest phish mail I've seen in
>>> ages..
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Subject: ISSUES OF FRAUD CRIME AGAINST YOU‏
>>>>
>>>>> THIS IS THE (F.B.I)
>>>>> http://www.fbi.gov
>>>>>
>>>>> FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
>>>>> Federal Bureau of Investigation
>>>>> J. Edgar Hoover Building
>>>>> 935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
>>>>> NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Attention:
>>>>>
>>>>> This the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) We are writing in
>>>>> response to
>>>>> our track light monitoring device which we received today in our
>>>>> office about
>>>>> the illegal transactions that you have been involve in for a long
>>>>> time now.
>>>>>
>>>>> We understand from our general investigations that some con men from
>>>>> Australia
>>>>> has been ripping a man off him hard earned money with the pretense
>>>>> of dealing
>>>>> with birds Company that will deliver a pet to him and the proposed
>>>>> amount which
>>>>> was to be transferred to you is the sum of $5,000,000 Usd as stated
>>>>> in our
>>>>> record here.
>>>>>
>>>>> We also got a complain from our Australia man counterpart stating
>>>>> that your
>>>>> identity/information's was used to dupe a Australia business man to
>>>>> the tune of
>>>>> $4 Billion Usd by some Australia Fraudsters which you have been in
>>>>> contact with
>>>>> for some time now.
>>>>>
>>>>> The German Government has ordered for your urgent arrest regarding
>>>>> the crimes
>>>>> that was committed with your name,after all the series of
>>>>> investigations
>>>>> conducted here in our office we tracked your record and we found out
>>>>> that you
>>>>> have never been jailed or had any fraudulent case that may
>>>>> jeopardize your
>>>>> image and personality.
>>>>>
>>>>> All this information's are on record and we are going to use it
>>>>> against you in
>>>>> the world court when this case will be brought before it and we
>>>>> called the
>>>>> Australia High Commission for an urgent compensation for the bad
>>>>> deed that has
>>>>> been committed with your name.
>>>>>
>>>>> The Australia Government has made available the sum of $950,000.00
>>>>> Usd for your
>>>>> compensation and then we would like to inform you to stop any further
>>>>> communications with the con men so that you will not be brought
>>>>> before the law..
>>>>>
>>>>> We also discovered that you have made some payments to them earlier
>>>>> for this
>>>>> same funds that was to be sent to you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't forget that all your properties will be confiscated as soon as
>>>>> you are
>>>>> jailed because it will be believed that you got them from fraudulent
>>>>> and
>>>>> dubious business transactions like the one that you are in right now.
>>>>>
>>>>> We have forwarded a copy of this information's to all the states
>>>>> crime agencies
>>>>> including,
>>>>>
>>>>> National Crime Information Center (NCIC)
>>>>>
>>>>> CrimTrac Agency, Canberra,
>>>>>
>>>>> Crime and Corruption Commission
>>>>>
>>>>> Crime and Misconduct Commission
>>>>>
>>>>> Home Land Security Service.
>>>>>
>>>>> Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)
>>>>>
>>>>> Nigerian Local Metropolitan Police (NLMP)
>>>>>
>>>>> So all you need to do right now in other to clear your name from the
>>>>> scam list
>>>>> which has already been forwarded to our office is to secure the
>>>>> CLEAN BILL
>>>>> CERTIFICATE immediately.
>>>>>
>>>>> This Certificate will then clear your name from the scam list and
>>>>> also after
>>>>> the Certificate has been issued to you, you will then forward it to
>>>>> the payment
>>>>> officer for the urgent transfer of your compensation funds of
>>>>> $950,000.00 Usd.
>>>>>
>>>>> You are required to forward to us your private contact number for oral
>>>>> communications and don't forget that you will be given only 72hours
>>>>> to secure
>>>>> the CLEAN BILL CERTIFICATE or you will face the law and its
>>>>> consequences.
>>>>>
>>>>> Your e-mail address is now under our e-mail track monitor, so you
>>>>> should make
>>>>> sure that you don't respond to any e-mail that is being sent to you
>>>>> from
>>>>> anybody or organization that claims to be working for the Government.
>>>>>
>>>>> Forward the details of the payment you made to them earlier, and
>>>>> also all the
>>>>> information's/documents that was forwarded to you by those criminals
>>>>> that you
>>>>> have been in contact with for a long time now.
>>>>>
>>>>> Also below is my attached Identity Card for your perusal.
>>>>>
>>>>> Get back to us as soon as you receive this e-mail so that we can
>>>>> guild you on
>>>>> how to secure the Certificate within 72hours.
>>>>>
>>>>> THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks as I wait for your response
>>>>>
>>>>> Respectively
>>>>> Mr Ronald Anthony
>>>>> FBI AGENT
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>> On 2/9/2012 11:52 AM, Malcolm Rockwell wrote:
>>>> I got an inventive piece of spam this morning from someone purporting to
>>>> be the Better Business Bureau. Of course they wanted me to open a file
>>>> to see the complaint and also to empty my hard drive. Since I don't
>>>> belong to the BBB or sell anything more harmful than CDs of the Hawaiian
>>>> discog. I ignored it, except for the quick scenario below that ran
>>>> through my head:
>>>> "Yeah. lady... we hadda takeit inna shop an puddit onna lift. Dat's one
>>>> anna quarter right dere. An den the farraschmelt valve wuz stuck an
>>>> we..."
>>>> You get the idea, no? No?
>>>> That'll be anudder $50.
>>>> Mal
>>