[78-L] Are we having fun yet? ^ [fwd]

[Mark Bardenwerper]

On 1/1/2012 11:27, Don Chichester wrote:
> You're not even close.
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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPEbN7OzM1Q


      The Biggest Kanakas in Hawaii

On the beach at Wikiki
There's a girl you ought to see
She's got plenty of just what it takes

Each kanaka native boy
Throws away his fishing poi
Every time that sweet Lalani shakes

Those kanaka beach boys may be tough
But that's the way she likes her men
She likes them big and rough

She's got the biggest kanakas in Hawaii
Just take a look at her and you'll see why
They're so handsome, big, and brown
When they follow her around
And turn green with envy when she passes by

With the biggest kanakas in Hawaii
All her girlfriends are as jealous as can be
Lalani's big kanakas are continually discussed
By girlfriends who keep saying that she's got a lot of crust
To eye it(?) when after all she's just a great big bust
With the biggest kanakas in Hawaii.

"Sweet Lalani, keep your Lalani"
All women visitors have said
"We'd love to bring back to the mainland
Those cute kanaka boys instead. Woo-woo!"

She's got the biggest kanakas in Hawaii
There's a chance you may have seen them on the screen
 From the coast of far off Maine in the picture Hurricane
Her kanakas make the biggest hit you see

For the public she'll win for those kanakas
They've seen Hawaii now they want to see some more
Lalani made so big a hit in pictures that they say
They offered her a contract and a great big raise in pay
And every leading man in Hollywood is pulling strings to play
With the biggest kanakas in Hawaii

-- 
Mark L. Bardenwerper, Sr. #:?)
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