A seller on Epay was selling DJ slip mats. I asked him this question,
"Could you tell me how thick they are?"
Here is the answer I got back,
"These are professional made to DJ slipmat standards, what you ask is impossible to answer..."
A two bit ruller, and his one good eye could have done the trick.
I am glad I did not buy a 78 from him.
They walk among us and vote.