[78-L] Collector Sexagenerians^

[Marie Lamb]

Oh, dear, this thread has made me remember lots of good material (or bad,
depending on your tolerance for corny or punny humor).  My dad used to be a
member of the IOOB (International Order of Old Bastards), an organization
dedicated to general good humor and fun.  In one of their newsletters from
back in the days before CDs and iPods, they had a story about a man being
questioned at U.S. Customs before entering the country:

CUSTOMS OFFICIAL: Sir, do you have any pornographic material with you?
MAN: Gosh, no...I don't even own a pornograph!

Running and ducking from 78s being thrown in her direction--

Marie

On Tue, May 11, 2010 at 3:44 PM, <fnarf at comcast.net> wrote:

> I happen to know for a fact that virtually everyone on 78-L is a
> phonographer. I don't know what percent of the world's phonography is
> represented by these degenerates, but it's got to be substantial.
>
>
>
> --
> I think you have everything you need.  If not, you'll just have to fake
> it.--Don Dolloff, WCNY Classic FM, 2002.
>
> Never a dull moment; if there is one, chances are I'm not around.--Marie
> Lamb, WAER Jazz 88, 2002
>
> It's not true that I had nothing on.  I had the radio on.--Marilyn Monroe
>
> The moment you say "Please, give me a reason for this,"
> you are being impossible and temperamental.--Montserrat
> Caballé.
>