I confess. I put this up for auction. I couldn’t believe I still had it. I was looking for my Doc Martinis (shoes shaped like cocktail glasses) when I found it in a closet. I cleaned it up with Armor All, and voi-la: A gen-u-wine Red-Oh-Meter for nosing out reds under the bed! I had forgotten how much it looked like a Rube Goldberg machine! Geoffrey Wheeler