[78-L] lyric queries

[Eric Goldberg]

My sister asked me about two songs, one which definitely was on 78's since she remembers it from the 78s of our childhood. I don't remember the song and I don't know who sang it but it outlined a series of gifts that were to be given to different people and then the singer decides to send just "kindest regards". I'm not even positive if that was the phrase, it could have been fondest regards, but that was the story. Any help would be appreciated.

The other song was a parody  of "Jalousie" called "Leprosy".

All I remember of the lyrics was

Leprosy
It's climbing all over me
There goes my eyeball 
Into your highball

Kiss me quick
There goes my upper lip.......

Do any of you remember more of this song and was it ever recorded...even if it was on (dare I say it) an LP?

Thank you for your kind attention and I offer fondest regards to you all.

Eric Goldberg