[78-L] For all you bargain hunters...

[David Lennick]

Click on the "700 records $1 each" link (which turns out to be more like 1800 
records) and read this:

I FLUENTLY CHECK ALL THE RECORDS TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT BROKE OR CRACKED AND 
IF THEY ARE I REMOVE THEM,SOMETIMES AT FIRST,I WILL MISS A CRACK,AND SOMETIMES 
THE DOG STEPS WHERE THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO STEP.AND I REMOVE THEM FROM THE 
LIST.WHEN THEY LEAVE MY PREMISES,THEY ARE NOT BROKEN OR CRACKED UNLESS I TELL 
YOU SO.

And elsewhere (this guy's funny!):

DO NOT ASK ME TO PHONY UP THE DECLARATION OF CUSTOMS FORMS,BECAUSE I THIS IS A 
GOVT.FORM AND I AM NOT WILLING TO SPEND MY FREE TIME SITTING NEXT TO BUBBA IN 
THE CAN.

And along with telling us that these things are made of shellac and pitch (I 
thought that was something you only used if you were in a bible story)..

NOT RESPONSBILE FOR MISSPELLED WORDS

I kid you not.

dl

Taylor Bowie wrote:
> An indication that hope,  indeed,  does spring eternal...at least with the 
> uninformed who want to sell 78s.
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> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230353687463&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:US:1123
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