[78-L] fwd: The first joke about you-know-who ^

[David Lennick]

jeffrey smedbron wrote:
> 
>> Of course nobody's yet pointed out
>> that it was a one-piece swimsuit, so let's 
>> get that out of the way right now. ***(Just pulled mine out to
>>  confirm that fact.)***
> 
> To confirm it or enjoy it once more for old time sake ?
> 
> 
> JS

Or to prove that I can still pull it out?

dl

> 
>> Jeff Sultanof wrote:
>>> Thoroughly tasteless, and both my wife and I laughed
>> loudly.
>>> Jeff Sultanof
>>>
>>> On Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 11:15 PM, David Lennick <dlennick at sympatico.ca>wrote:
>>>
>>>> When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, and went
>> through the pearly gates, she
>>>> was
>>>> greeted by God.
>>>>
>>>> “Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really
>> enjoyed your work here.
>>>> Â  Especially
>>>> Charlie’s Angels!  I still have a poster in
>> my office of you with that red
>>>> bikini!”
>>>>
>>>> Farrah is a little taken aback. “Thank you,
>> Lord…”
>>>> Jehovah goes on, “Well, I have a special reward
>> for you.  I’m prepared to
>>>> grant
>>>> you one wish.  Have anything in mind?”
>>>>
>>>> Not one to act selfish and change God’s opinion
>> of her, Farrah thinks for a
>>>> second and decides upon a wish. “I’d like for
>> all the children of the world
>>>> to
>>>> be safe and sound forever.”
>>>>
>>>> “Done!” exclaims the Heavenly Father.  He
>> snaps his fingers, and Michael
>>>> Jackson appears next to Farrah.
>>>>
>>>> --------------------