[78-L] fwd: The first joke about you-know-who ^

[David Lennick]

Of course nobody's yet pointed out that it was a one-piece swimsuit, so let's 
get that out of the way right now. (Just pulled mine out to confirm that fact.)

dl

Jeff Sultanof wrote:
> Thoroughly tasteless, and both my wife and I laughed loudly.
> 
> Jeff Sultanof
> 
> On Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 11:15 PM, David Lennick <dlennick at sympatico.ca>wrote:
> 
>> When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she
>> was
>> greeted by God.
>>
>> “Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really enjoyed your work here.
>>  Especially
>> Charlie’s Angels!  I still have a poster in my office of you with that red
>> bikini!”
>>
>> Farrah is a little taken aback. “Thank you, Lord…”
>>
>> Jehovah goes on, “Well, I have a special reward for you.  I’m prepared to
>> grant
>> you one wish.  Have anything in mind?”
>>
>> Not one to act selfish and change God’s opinion of her, Farrah thinks for a
>> second and decides upon a wish. “I’d like for all the children of the world
>> to
>> be safe and sound forever.”
>>
>> “Done!” exclaims the Heavenly Father.  He snaps his fingers, and Michael
>> Jackson appears next to Farrah.
>>
>> --------------------