[78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^

[David Lennick]

A couple of real ones here, which are why I stayed away from the genre:

PLEASE MOMMY CAN I STILL CALL HIM DADDY?..Dottie West (or her kid?)

DON'T MONKEY WITH ANOTHER MONKEY'S MONKEY..Johnny Paycheck

MY CAN DO CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MY WANT TO..Nat Stuckey

THE INTERSTATE IS COMIN' THROUGH MY OUTHOUSE..Leroy Pullins

All these are still on my shelf.

dl

Bud Black wrote:
> My personal favorite is, "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly."
> 
> Bud 
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> -------Original Message-------
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> From: Royal Pemberton
> Date: 5/29/2009 4:59:54 PM
> To: 78-L Mail List
> Subject: Re: [78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^
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> And the Stray Cats had a song called 'Lookin' better every beer' as
> the B side to '(She's) Sexy & 17'.
>  
> On 5/29/09, soundthink at aol.com <soundthink at aol.com> wrote:
>> Actually, there is a line in a song by Randy Travis that says, "If the
> phone
>> don't ring, I know it still ain't you."
>>
>> Cary Ginell
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>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: David Lennick <dlennick at sympatico.ca>
>> To: 78L <78-L at 78online.com>
>> Sent: Fri, 29 May 2009 12:52 pm
>> Subject: [78-L] Best C&W Titles You've Never Heard ^
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>>      Top Ten Country Western Songs.
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>>      10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
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>>      9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With
> a
>> Few
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>>      8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
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>>      7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
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>>      6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
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>>      5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
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>>      4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
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>>      3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
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>>          2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer
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>> And the Number One Country & Western song is...
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>>         1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
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