[78-L] Clueless E-Bay listing of the week

[David Lennick]

Steven C. Barr wrote:
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Royal Pemberton" <ampex354 at gmail.com>
>> Makes you wonder what the poor lad would think of early Vocalions,
>> Perfects from the mid-20s to about 1930, those brownish Canadian
>> Berliners, or the mottled-wax Pathés or Paramounts, not to mention
>> those Royal Blue Columbias....betcha the blurb and the minimum bids
>> would be equally colourful!
>>
> Gen-Yoo-Wine BROWN phonograph records...warranted original!!
> 
> "Virtually ALL phonograph records were once made of BLACK
> bakelite! These are made of BROWN Bakelite, and are therefore
> INCREDIBLY valuable...bid accordingly!
> 
> ?!
> ...stevenc 
> 

Gee, Mr. Wizard, I always thought records were made of WAX! But when I tried to 
melt one of them, I set the house on fire. And now my mom and dad are real sore 
and they're gonna put my dog on FreeCycle.

dl